do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
*thinks about the future for three seconds*
*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
(Source: , via not-suitable-for-kids)
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
I like being alone, but I hate the feeling of being lonely.
When you’re alone, you have time for yourself. Your thoughts finally catch up to you. You set your mind on things and everything is just clearer. Nothing’s bothering you and everything just feels right for once.
When you feel lonely, you feel as if no one’s there for you. It feels like no one understands you or is willing to listen. It feels like you’re screaming in a crowded room, but yet not one person looks up.
I like to start with lots of teasing and foreplay. Kiss her lips, her neck, her shoulders, her back, her boobs, her stomach, her waistband, and her thighs. Stroke her skin, caress her boobs, squeeze her ass. Tickle her, stroke her, fondle her, explore her. Spend lots of time warming her up and…